His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
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(Source: country-girl-1997)
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
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i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
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what the fuck is going on
it’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
(Source: doll-ballet)
(Source: cyberunfamous)
When you both go in for the kiss and it gets real awk.. (Taken with Cinemagram)
omg this gif is golden
I love this!
OH MY GOD VEDIS LOOK AT THIS
This is what happens when I try to do this with my dog. He’ll have none of it.
jASPER YOU SCAMP OH MY GOD
Sloth on a speedboat
laughing so fucking hard
